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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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yes hello we are open good morning

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A year ago we stayed up all night talking, but now your name has no taste in my mouth what so ever. It’s not bitter, nor sweet anymore. I’ve finally tasted something better.

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Mew, you little shit. You broke the flow

And yes, I will tag all these little shits. Just you watch

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Brought home another blender l o l (•ヮ•) #daveandbusters #smoothiesforerrybody

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🍧😛😏 #bahamabucks #causeitshotafintexas


Give a dog a coupon, and it uses it one time. Teach a dog to cut coupons and….

ps. Meet Milly, the newest member of the wolf pack :)

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