So I’m on tumblr and I see @lolwowmom’s post
and I see ‘dep gai’ and I’m like oOoO i know what that means but what does ‘anh yeu em’ mean?.. so I go to my mom, and I’m like what does anh yeu em mean and my mom’s like, “Oh you mean num?” and I’m like, “mom. -___-” I’M NOT SPELLING IT OUT. IT’S THREE SEPARATE WORDS.” and finally after a minute, she gets it. BUT THEN.. my dad walks in and is like whatchu talkin’ bout. (lol not really) but still, I was like I just wanna know what anh yeu em means..
His reaction: WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? WHERE??!??!?!?
I say: UH I SAW IT ON.. WIKIPEDIA OR SOMETHIN’
In my head: “oh shit. i said something bad.”
so after I leave, I text Tina and she tells me it means I love you. & I’m like.. wtf how is that bad?
I go back to get my laptop and my dad’s like, “SHOW ME WHERE YOU SAW IT.”
so luckily I was already on wikipedia lookin’ up hiroshima. I told him, “It was on the home page and I looked up hiroshima for school. I don’t think it’s there anymore since they switch off the stuff on the homepage.” My dad didn’t believe me and was like, “ARE YOU TALKING TO PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK? STRANGERS?!?!" and so I had to pull up facebook for him to see -____-" and then he believed that it was on wikipedia and gave me a lecture thing on not to talk to strangers or people online.
oh tumblr. -_-
at least I didn’t ask him what du mai mai was. lulz