February 2012
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January 2012
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
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ugh seriously
SERIOUSLYYYY?!
dad please stop snooping through my facebook. PLEASE OMG
omg
spider in my shower = fastest/scariest shower ever omggg
I thought it was dead cause it curled up into a ball but then it would start moving ;______;
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thoughts during PLL:
(For January 30, 2012)
omg it all just deleted so I’ma try to remember everything TT_TT
sheez this previews are old
CALEBBBB
omg cheeseburgers lawlz
omg hannah callinnn
WHY WOULD YOU SAY HER NAME OMG
way to goes Emily
obvi hannah knows now
omg Ali with black hair lawlz
KATE UGH
DIS BITCH
no one cares bout your schedule lawlz
KNOW YOU FROM WHEREEEE
fourth degree LOL
found out...
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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
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I’m watching the Victorious episode that’s like the movie, The Breakfast Club, and this episode seemed so awk………………..
like wtf
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
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omg
my eyes are all puffy and I’m bawliinnnn’. I’ve been watching the StoryCorps videos and omg they all make me cry :(
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adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
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What happened to being best friends forever? What happened to always being there for each other? We’ve grown up and grown apart.
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Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to
get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
Watchcruzsherri:
angriestboy:
And now, with kids shows, we’re afraid to touch on subjects like death, divorce, and homosexuality, lest the parents phone up and throw a bitchfit. Television was educational not in that it taught us how to count by twos or what the word indigenous meant, but in the way it taught us life lessons in a way we were able to see, understand, reference and relate to....
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noose:
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
ugh ugh ugh ugh ...
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awh dirk in his suit so cute c:
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TONIGHT </3333
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thoughts during PLL:
(for January 23, 2012)
It’s go time~
alison’s bedroom lookin niceeeee
ian why u so creepz
RECORDING WHAT
omg wtf guys
OMGGGGG WTF TOBY
oh wtf I thought mona was kissing him LAWLZ
DON’T CLIMB ON THE THINGY
they miss each other c:
heheh beard
HE’S GAY
gay
“I’ll answer” ~ nice answer bro
CALEB OMG so cutes
omg HOLY POO GARRETT’S RIGHT...
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PLL is on in three minutes
HEHEHEHEHE yayz
I’m using my iPad and laptop at the same time and I keep using my mouse to move the screen on my iPad and touching my laptop screen to scroll
(/•ิ_•ิ)/ what the hail
